Features of a Drink

I have decided that the most offensive features of a drink  (other than a taste I do not like), are carbonation, pulp and alcohol content. Perhaps I am forgetting something right now, but I am pretty sure those three cover the basics, for me.
Orangina, with it’s 12% juice and 2% pulp, has two of these three offensive features. Add some alcohol to this guy and it would be really nasty. Dave absolutely loves it and whenever I see it in a store I pick one up for him as a special treat. But in doing so I remember I am reminded of the types of drink I do not like.