Quotable Thursdays #8

"And Man created the plastic bag, and the tin and aluminum cans and the cellophane wrapper and the paper plate, and this was good because Man could then take his automobile and buy all his food in one place and He could save that which was good to eat in the refrigerator and throw away that which he had no further use. And soon earth was covered with plastic bags and aluminum cans and paper plates and disposable bottles and there was nowhere to sit down or walk, and Man shook his head and cried: 'Look at the Godawful mess.'" - Art Buchwald, 1970.